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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

World Series of Terry's Birthday: Event #68--How To Win At Jag Poker


  Just when you thought it was safe to start reading again...

  Even though the year is coming to an end, that does not necessarily mean that the Year of Terry is coming to end. To celebrate, NK2 Publishing is releasing its latest bestseller "How To Win At Jag Poker," written by the birthday boy, Terry Sheen, along with Terry's well-known contributor/editor and editor/editor/editor, Allan Dranberg, or "me." For the one of you that's a fan of The Dennis, he has contributed the Foreword to push this powerhouse from "suck" to "blow."
  This volume is packed with marshmallowy goodness, with a chaser of Blue or Blue Light. You will laugh from the moment you pick it up thanks, not only to the comical "model" we had pose for the cover, but also due to our patented GiggleFest technology that allows the reader to be part of the action. (Please note: Tests have shown GiggleFest is most effective when the subject is drunk or drinking at a steady pace.)
  Here's what some of the pundits are saying about HTWAJP:

  JohnnyZ: "I read it on my lucky 7th honeymoon. It was the best thing that I did that weekend...and it costs far less than a divorce"
  MAD magazine: "It's funny-ish."
  Gladwin Times: "...a dim-witted, absurd, and totally unrelated collection of stories--but well worth the read."
  This amazing tell-all poker book is so fact-packed and revealing it has been banned from libraries everywhere. The only was to get your copy of this subversive classic is from our NK2 shop.

2 jags had something to add:

Unknown said...

Who's Allan?

Anonymous said...

I know how to win at Jag Poker. I don't need the book. Unfortunately, I cannot attain the Jag status necessary for fulfilling such a request. I need to talk with chief Jags, Ace Rag JP, All in with Q-3 Russ, Let's have anudder Labatts Blue Light Darren, and Editor in Jag, Marrrrrrghhhharrrrrittttaa, AL. Or maybe I just need to stop folding all the time

Rico