NemesisK2 Launches

For two years now, The Nemesis has been the leading publication in the world of fantasy sports. Its rocket-like ascent to the top was due in part to the demise of The Diatribe, a once powerful publication that focused on fantasy football and the jags that gamble on such activities. Rumors of the thought-to-be defunct newsletter have been surfacing in cow pastures all over the land and jokingly discussed at poker games across the Detroit metro area. Even if does return however, it still may not be able to regain the title that the ever growing Nemesis has attained.
This year we have added this lame website to our arsenal of poker and fantasy sports banter. It will carry the occasional article that does not make it into The Nemesis, reprint the wonderful ads that debut in The Nemesis, provide links to our Cafepress website (in the hope of selling the very fashionable and admirably creative goods we have there) as well as links to important NemesisK2 sites (stats, schedules, email, etc.), and an online web portal for its members will all come together to keep fantasy jags up to date on fantasy and poker standings. Of course, this website will further the use its powers to comment on Russ’s spelling, Ryan’s mole, Dennis’s vagina, Neil’s gun , plus updates on Gladwin and Las Vegas trips.
Other benefits to this blog include the ability to obtain feedback from everyone plus the opportunity for the comments to provide league-wide entertainment that goes beyond just our Tuesday gatherings.
The bi-weekly(-ish) emailed newsletter will still be around to dispense it usual brand of exceptionally average writing colored with random pictures, illustrations, and/or fake ads that far exceed the humor content of the writing itself. It will also be filled with much self-praise and disparaging remarks about others to facilitate the notion that the publication is cooler than it actually is; like any proper cult, we strive to make its members feel that others are inferior and those that do not enjoy the commentary are outcasts and not awesome like us.